fygirlcrush:

I’ll hear out valid criticisms of Lorde but if you shit on a 17 year old girl’s appearance you can fuck off into oblivion

cooking dinner for my girlfriend sounds nice..until i have to drag her out of the closet and blow her up..

prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

(Source: stability)